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Things I can't believe I said to a spanker

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Wife -"Refill my wine" 

Drunk mouth- "So, now your back in charge after that half ass spankin earlier? Haha" 

Wife - "excuse me! Go bare your ass and bend over, I'll get my own wine." 

Drunk mouth - "seriously? Fuck!" 

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I can't remember exactly what I said, but it wasn't the, "Yes, Sir," I was supposed to say. I regretted that.

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This was the thread that made me finally decide to join the forum as a member ... hilarious! (maybe also a bit dangerous...but definitely hilarious :))

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Him: "It's been too long since I've done this."

Me: "Well, apparently one of us thinks so."

Not one of my finer moments. lol.

 

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Him: Did I tell you to move?

Me: You didn't say not to.

Stupid thing to say.  :P

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He started making jokes when we were having a discussion that were making me facepalm (and want to face-keyboard), and I told him if he made those jokes during a spanking, I would smack him. To which he said something along the lines of "That's fair, I'll already be smacking you." Which made me facepalm even harder. We're both smartasses haha

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On 2/10/2011 at 6:27 PM, sweet-n-sassy said:

Him: Have you been sitting on that computer all day??!!

me: oh puhleazzzzzzzzze!! Of course I haven't been sitting on the computer.....I have a perfectly good office chair to sit on. :rolleyes:

Him: How many times have I told you about.......

me:  oh good grief, do I have to remind you AGAIN??!!

or: well if you can't remember, how do you expect me to?? :blink:

Him: If I've told you once, I've told you a million times........

me: why is it you can never make up your mind on that one? :huh:

Him: Do we need to go through this again??!!

me: I know I don't, but I'm sure you'll find a reason. <_<

OR

Him: How many times are we going to have to go through this??!!

me: ummmmm.....can I get back to you on that? :unsure:

Him: Young lady, so help me........!!!

me: Sorry, but you're on your own with this one.... :P

Him: Get over here. NOW!!

me: ummm.....actually I can hear you just fine from here Sir. :unsure:

Him: Do I need to get the hairbrush??!!

(like I'm really gonna say......"yeah I think maybe you do.) (Duh!!) :rolleyes:

Him: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

me: Seee!!......I told you, you never pay attention when I'm talking to you. :P

LOL.....I'm another one that can never learn to keep my mouth shut. Somehow....if it pops into my head, it finds the fast track out my mouth. I'm sure there's more....but I'll save those for another day. :lol:

This is hysterical!

I was laughing so hard when i read it i tired to decide if i could get away with any of this 

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On February 2, 2015 at 10:14 AM, redhunterae said:

I had one ee that treated all questions as yes or no answers even when it wasn't a yes or no question.

Example:

"Why are you getting spanked?"

"Yes"

"That wasn't a yes or no question."

"Yes"

That didn't end well for her.

Nick sounds just like me lol

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If I'm doing that it usually indicates a lack of attention which usually results in more ouchies!

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On 5/16/2018 at 6:54 AM, JoKitten said:

If I'm doing that it usually indicates a lack of attention which usually results in more ouchies!

Very good point Jokitten ((huggs))

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About a couple years ago while chatting online with a potential ER.....after having confessed to wrongdoing and he replied with "I see" 

I said, "Of course you can see - you've got eyes!" 

I was immediately sent to spend some time in the corner. Had he lived closer, things would have been worse for my bottom! 

I've never answered anyone's "I see" like that ever again! 

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Me- after finding out he had a headache,i told him to take some advil. 

Him- no, ty

Me- I wasn't exactly asking

Him- You should be. 

Me- Well what I should be doing and actually do are two different things sometimes. 

Im not home so this was through text. I apologized but got silence. I'm assuming that's not a good thing. 

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My disciplinarian:  Excuse  me?!

Me: you're excused🤷🏼‍♀️

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On 2/7/2011 at 11:20 PM, unbgirl said:

*while OTK*

Mentor: Are you going to do that again? (referring to the deed in which I'm being spanked for)

Me: Probably!

Lol we have had this coversation mid spanking!  Him - are you goibg to do this again?

Me. I mean, I like to be good Sir, haha but I don't want to lie to you and is fairly likely that you will need to spank me for this again!

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I just want to say thank you to everyone for all the ideas!  😂

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