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So, there's this guy named David Icke and he's been warning us about reptilians for several years. Like... supposedly, these scaley overlords from space are trying to control us and they want to micro-chip us with vaccines. 

Is it true that the alien lizard people are real? Serious question.

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Just now, VanillaProblems said:

So, there's this guy named David Icke and he's been warning us about reptilians for several years. Like... supposedly, these scaley overlords from space are trying to control us and they want to micro-chip us with vaccines. 

Is it true that the alien lizard people are real? Serious question.

LOL... I can't believe that I encouraged this. As promised, I told you if you kept politics out of main that I would contribute. I am a woman of my word.

I wouldn't believe everything that you read or hear. If David Icke believes that then he is clearly deluded. Maybe, I just have logical belief and am wrong- who the hell knows😂

 

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The really tragic thing about David Icke is years and years ago he used to be a respected footballer and then sports journalist in th UK. My Dad actually worked with him for a bit so from a personal view this is very upsetting for me. Then in the late 80s something happened which obviously made him lose touch with reality. Just so sad that certain people buy into it. Please folks use common sense and science.

 

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Well, let's see....

I was told very seriously in the 1990's, by a guy who was going around proselytizing fundagelicalism, that the government was soon going to start microchipping everybody and that would be the mark of the beast. As in Revelation. Oh, and the rapture was coming in the year 2000, of course.

Revelation does have something in it about a huge dragon in the sky, which gets "thrown down." According to that crowd, it was supposed to happen 20 years ago.

It's not a very far stretch from that to lizard people from outer space, if you think about it.

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Hmmmm I didn't even know there was a controversy surrounding the Lizard People. I always assumed it was so obvious and everybody just knew about the Lizard People, but we just don't talk about them, kinda like the rules of Fight Club or something.  ( You acknowledge them by not acknowledging them, you see.) Don't tell me I have to start from scratch again and figure out something new to believe in. No!!   😣😢🤷‍♂️

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David Icke suffered terribly from arthritis which, I believe, ended his association football career.  The search for pain relief led him to alternative therapies and to people who have beliefs that are way, way out there.  It is very sad.  I am too young to have seen him play, but I remember him as a fine broadcaster.

His ideas on how the world is controlled are, in very general terms, not all that far-fetched.  There are plenty of sane people who rail against the meeting in Davos every year, for instance.  The problem with is views is with the detail.

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On 1/29/2021 at 2:55 AM, AfterGeometry said:

Hmmmm I didn't even know there was a controversy surrounding the Lizard People. I always assumed it was so obvious and everybody just knew about the Lizard People, but we just don't talk about them, kinda like the rules of Fight Club or something.  ( You acknowledge them by not acknowledging them, you see.) Don't tell me I have to start from scratch again and figure out something new to believe in. No!!   😣😢🤷‍♂️

So. what kind of paddle do you use on spankees with a lizard ass?  Alligator skin?  Am I overthinking this?

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On 4/25/2021 at 4:58 AM, AfterGeometry said:

I steer clear of lizard ass.  I am not the one to ask my friend.  

So who the heck are the lizard people, anyways?

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3 hours ago, Rand E said:

So who the heck are the lizard people, anyways?

Are you asking because you don't know?   Or are you pretending to ask in a coded manner that is intended to communicate your support for the Lizard People??  Remember we acknowledge them by NOT acknowledging them. 

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19 hours ago, AfterGeometry said:

Well that explains why I didn't know about it.  I try to avoid web sites that are just a volcano of nonsense.  Next thing you know, there will be a web site dedicated to the spanking needs of lizard people.  Better get that alligator skin paddle ready.  :P  

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25 minutes ago, Rand E said:

Well that explains why I didn't know about it.  I try to avoid web sites that are just a volcano of nonsense.  Next thing you know, there will be a web site dedicated to the spanking needs of lizard people.  Better get that alligator skin paddle ready.  :P  

Those websites were just explaining the belief system of the people who believe in reptilian conspiracy theories.   I don't know what websites you read but you can't get any more uncontroversial than NBC News or Wikipedia.    You were the one who asked about what this is all about.    I was just merely presenting you with a couple of explainers.   I don't understand your attitude here unless you don't trust anything at all on the internet or don't trust anybody trying help you in good faith.  I wasn't trying to persuade you one way or the other just trying to find a decent objective analysis of what you wondering about.    Geez Rand E.   

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On 4/28/2021 at 7:55 PM, Rand E said:

Well that explains why I didn't know about it.  I try to avoid web sites that are just a volcano of nonsense.  Next thing you know, there will be a web site dedicated to the spanking needs of lizard people.  Better get that alligator skin paddle ready.  :P  

Methinks I see a spanking story site forming....

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Random people on the interwebz arguing about imaginary reptile people on a website about adults hitting each other’s backsides for whatever reason...yep that sums up life these days..

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On 4/28/2021 at 8:31 PM, AfterGeometry said:

Those websites were just explaining the belief system of the people who believe in reptilian conspiracy theories.   I don't know what websites you read but you can't get any more uncontroversial than NBC News or Wikipedia.    You were the one who asked about what this is all about.    I was just merely presenting you with a couple of explainers.   I don't understand your attitude here unless you don't trust anything at all on the internet or don't trust anybody trying help you in good faith.  I wasn't trying to persuade you one way or the other just trying to find a decent objective analysis of what you wondering about.    Geez Rand E.   

Are you pulling my chain?  I was obviously making fun of people who believe in reptilian conspiracy theories.  You know that I make fun of you for entirely different reasons. 

A'int I a stinker.  :P

 

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On 4/28/2021 at 7:55 PM, Rand E said:

Well that explains why I didn't know about it.  I try to avoid web sites that are just a volcano of nonsense.  Next thing you know, there will be a web site dedicated to the spanking needs of lizard people.  Better get that alligator skin paddle ready.  :P  

Holy crap!  There really is such a thing as an alligator skin paddle.  Who would have thunk it.  :wacko: 

 

BDSM Alligator paddle

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57 minutes ago, Rand E said:

Are you pulling my chain?  I was obviously making fun of people who believe in reptilian conspiracy theories.  You know that I make fun of you for entirely different reasons. 

A'int I a stinker.  :P

 

Okay you're on the level I'm on the level.  Our chains were equally yanked so neither of us lost any ground. Onwards valiant soldier!!   🤺🕴🦸‍♂️

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On 5/1/2021 at 11:28 PM, AfterGeometry said:

Okay you're on the level I'm on the level.  Our chains were equally yanked so neither of us lost any ground. Onwards valiant soldier!!   🤺🕴🦸‍♂️

This is in the debate section.  I can't even figure out what we are debating about.  The weather here is heating up.  My yard is crawling with lizards.  They climb the walls and look at me.    

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1 minute ago, Rand E said:

This is in the debate section.  I can't even figure out what we are debating about.  The weather here is heating up.  My yard is crawling with lizards.  They climb the walls and look at me.    

We're not debating, we're not arguing. Everything is cool.   Didn't know there were so many lizards in LA.  I never saw them out in the desert.   

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