FingerPrince 3 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Hello. My name is Finger Prince. It is nice to be here. I guess I’ll tell you a little about myself. I like to make rugs. You can say that weaving looms large in my life. I lost a bunch of money trying to start a pornography site for sheep lovers. The name? You guessed it- Ewe Tube. One time a girl told me that if I didn’t work she would break up w me. So I became a cocaine dealer. Problem solved. Moral of the story- if she threatens to leave you, go get a blow job and save your relationship. I tried once to work at a scrap yard. Didn’t have the meddle for it. Way back when- when I was in jr high- a girl told me I was a bad kisser. I asked her to pardon my French. I enjoy Pilates, snakecharming, and salsa dancing. I secretly hope they do a reboot of the movie Labyrinth casting Justin Bieber as the Goblin King. Well, Now you know a little about me. If you have any- ANY- questions at all, just ask. I can guarantee you an answer. May your day include at least 3 instances of serendipity. Toodles! Link to post
Christy 548 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Love your introduction. Welcome to the board. 1 Link to post
Vox 94 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Fabulous intro! I chuckled all the way through. You know what they say...seven days without a pun makes one weak! Pilates and salsa dancing I can relate to, but tell me more about this snake charming business...? Welcome, and I very much hope to see you around the forums! 1 Link to post
FingerPrince 3 Posted September 27, 2019 Author Share Posted September 27, 2019 46 minutes ago, Christy said: Love your introduction. Welcome to the board. Thank you. Indeed. 10 minutes ago, Vox said: You know what they say...seven days without a pun makes one weak! Touché. 11 minutes ago, Vox said: Welcome, and I very much hope to see you around the forums! Oh, I’m sure my musings will appear here and there. And thank you. 12 minutes ago, Vox said: tell me more about this snake charming business...? It’s tough. The snakes can be real basket cases. 1 Link to post
bratintraining 5 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Welcome and what an original introduction. I loved it and look forward to seeing your humor around the forums. Enjoy the site!! Link to post
shygurl 2109 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Humorous intro. I enjoyed it and got a good chuckle. A+ for originality. I too, look forward to more humorous pots from you in the future. Have fun here. Link to post
FingerPrince 3 Posted September 28, 2019 Author Share Posted September 28, 2019 Why thank you @shygurl and @bratintraining. I’m sure I’ll have a blast. Especially if my (hopefully) witty quips go over well with you. Spanking and wordplay are two things I dig over almost anything yet contrived by man. I hope every member enjoy a superlatively fabulous Day of Saturn. May you (pl) find something once thought lost for good. (“Have a nice day” is pretty cliche and boilerplate. I try to extend parting salutations that specify HOW I hope the person’s day will rock.) Link to post
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