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Hello. My name is Finger Prince. It is nice to be here. I guess I’ll tell you a little about myself. 

I like to make rugs. You can say that weaving looms large in my life. 

I lost a bunch of money trying to start a pornography site for sheep lovers. The name? You guessed it- Ewe Tube. 

One time a girl told me that if I didn’t work she would break up w me. So I became a cocaine dealer. Problem solved. Moral of the story- if she threatens to leave you, go get a blow job and save your relationship. 

I tried once to work at a scrap yard. Didn’t have the meddle for it. 

Way back when- when I was in jr high- a girl told me I was a bad kisser. I asked her to pardon my French. 

I enjoy Pilates, snakecharming, and salsa dancing. 

I secretly hope they do a reboot of the movie Labyrinth casting Justin Bieber as the Goblin King. 

Well, Now you know a little about me. If you have any- ANY- questions at all, just ask. I can guarantee you an answer. 

May your day include at least 3 instances of serendipity. Toodles!

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Fabulous intro! I chuckled all the way through. You know what they say...seven days without a pun makes one weak!

Pilates and salsa dancing I can relate to, but tell me more about this snake charming business...? 

Welcome, and I very much hope to see you around the forums!

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46 minutes ago, Christy said:

Love your introduction. Welcome to the board.

Thank you. Indeed. 

10 minutes ago, Vox said:

You know what they say...seven days without a pun makes one weak!

Touché. 

11 minutes ago, Vox said:

Welcome, and I very much hope to see you around the forums!

Oh, I’m sure my musings will appear here and there. And thank you. 

12 minutes ago, Vox said:

tell me more about this snake charming business...? 

It’s  tough. The snakes can be real basket cases. 

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Why thank you @shygurl and @bratintraining. I’m sure I’ll have a blast. Especially if my (hopefully) witty quips go over well with you. Spanking and wordplay are two things I dig over almost anything yet contrived by man. 

I hope every member enjoy a superlatively fabulous Day of Saturn. May you (pl) find something once thought lost for good. 

(“Have a nice day” is pretty cliche and boilerplate. I try to extend parting salutations that specify HOW I hope the person’s day will rock.)

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