Warning labels

[michgal.k]

So, everything nowadays has a warning label and I wondered, If you could attach a warning label to your Spanker, what would it be? IE "Keep away from small, wood objects" or "Use R rated language at your peril" 

Come on EE's, we're a clever lot. Whacha got?

[Somthingrandom]

"Warning - I will spank you"  nothing else needs to be said.

[Overrmykneemiss]

Following ?

[ukspanko]

May cause excessive heat when applied to bottom ?

[Spanksforthememories]

Caution: The stinging sensation means it's working (;

[ukspanko]

Special sale - Panties coming down !

[INeedDiscipline]

Failure to follow instructions for proper care and use may lead to a burning sensation, bruising, and/or discomfort lasting several days.

[Vox]

Do not leave unattended. Failure to adhere to guidelines may result in serious (though not permanent) injury or death (of pride).

[Naughtyboy50]

Danger: Red Bottom Ahead

[MrBottoms]

Will cause Temporary but Significant Sitting Discomfort. 

Apply immediate aftercare treatment to Burning area. 

[michgal.k]

How about colour coding:

Smiling face= Code Green/ all clear

Peering over glasses= Code Yellow, proceed with (extreme) caution.

Rolling up sleeves= CODE RED/ Seek cover immediately! 

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