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A couple of suitable 'littles' ones:

Q: What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitus

Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
A: He got 12 months

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Two items from the police blotter:

A local bakery was suspicious when a competing bakery kept coming up with exactly the same pies. They installed a camera and caught a mince spy.

In a a local gang fight, a snowman was killed in cold blood. The killer is sought - he was last seen wearing a snow cap.

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why does Santa have no kiddies?

he only cums once a year - sure get through a lot of houses though

 

What do snowmen call snowballs?

their penises

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what did Santa say to Mrs Christmas when he looked out the window? Looks like rain dear

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? so he can ho-ho-ho

 

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