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Everything posted by ChelleRenee

  1. PM me if you would like my email addy. :(

    1. spanks1


      are you still getting spanked?

  2. It's 29 degrees this morning. Remember, kids... Skinny girls freeze to death faster!

  3. I just want to stick my head out the window and yell "It's my money and i want it now!" just to see what people will do :)

    1. spankmeal


      LOL. I have done that!

  4. OK, I am sure this whole cleaning thing is a bunch of crap. One of the dust bunnies just mooned me!

  5. Personally I think instant karma would be freaking hilarious!

  6. So there was a lonely piece of pie in the fridge that had a sticky note that said, "Do not eat me!" Now there's a note and a empty plate that says, "Don't tell me what to do!" Hope every one had a great Thanksgiving!

  7. Dear Lord~ If you can't make stupidity hurt, please make assault legal. Thank you!

  8. Getting ready to bake a truckload of pies. After that I intend to take over the world with a spoon, a pack of Marlboros, and a broom. FEAR ME!!

    1. PonyGirl


      Shaking here in Wisconsin ;)

  9. No, I am not mean, you're just a sissy!

  10. God never gives you anything you can't handle. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so at this point I should be able to bench press a Peterbilt.

  11. I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. A nice gooey piece of cheesecake!

    1. ChelleRenee


      Yes, very true, and unfortunately I seem to do it with ease...

  12. It is human nature to believe in something. I believe I will have another drink!

  13. I would say I have finally lost my mind if I could be sure I ever had one to lose...

  14. We should start a club called "horrible childhood survivors". I say survivor because I refuse to be a victim. I have a problem with direct eye contact as well, the only people I can maintain eye contact with for more than a few uncomfortable seconds are my husband, my sister and my children. It can be camouflaged somewhat by looking directly at the spot between someone's eyes. And, Wendi, I am exactly the opposite. Although I have found this site to be the exception to my own personal rule, my issue is with other women. I get along famously with men, almost every close friend I have ever had has been male. I guess along the way somewhere, I learned to fake it. Also, I just wanted to pass this along to others, like me, who deal with social fears. Bravery is not the absence of fear, it is being afraid and overcoming anyway.
  15. Hey you darn woodchucks! Quit chuckin' my wood!

  16. I am a full-time student, when I worked I was a contract analyst and then a accounts payable administrator. I hate football and I love pineapple. My pain tolerance is probably pretty average and I cry almost every time I get spanked. I voted for other, but my major in college is healthcare administration. It's probably splitting hairs, but I am not yet in a medical field.
  17. Sneaking in to peek at the board before the man takes up all my time. Yay me!

  18. If you want to call it nice... he says it holds the heat in after he puts on the capsazan (sp?) cream. Doesn't seem like a kindness to me.
  19. Thanks for friending me! Welcome to the boards!

  20. I, personally, am a curvy girl, although I am not obese. I got my rear spanked just as much when I was skinny as I do now. I have to agree with Aslyn. It's probably a self-esteem thing. Good question, though!
  21. Cold and rainy here, but I am sitting on a warm bottom, so I guess it all works out.

  22. You and I seem to be in a very similar situation, however, my husband is on the road a lot, so I am not disciplined as frequently as you are. I get my butt tanned for many of the same reasons you do. I know that I could really use a hard spanking when I find myself out of sorts, cranky and hard to get along with. Since I am disciplined at least once a week, I don't get this way very often, but when it happens my husband arranges an "attitude adjustment" for me.
  23. So, I am getting up this morning, dragging butt as usual (and I just got a whuppin' for that!) looking around my house, marveling at all the things I see that would look normal to the vanilla world. All these innocuous items, items that are used to discipline and redden my ass... The time-out corner stool parked in the corner of my bedroom. It currently has a laundry basket parked on it so that the dogs don't get at the dirty laundry, but my husband and I know exactly what purpose it serves. The cedar chest at the foot of my bed is what I kneel on when he uses the belt. It also holds all his evil damn spanking implements. The back of the couch that I lean over when I get the switch. The willow tree in the front yard, where I go when I have to cut and strip the switch. The wooden spoon in the kitchen used for on the spot corrections. The travel bar of Irish Spring that sits by the kitchen sink in the master bath (yuck). What have you got in your house that is spanking related but the world will never know?
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