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Status Updates posted by ChelleRenee

  1. PM me if you would like my email addy. :(

    1. spanks1


      are you still getting spanked?

  2. It's 29 degrees this morning. Remember, kids... Skinny girls freeze to death faster!

  3. I just want to stick my head out the window and yell "It's my money and i want it now!" just to see what people will do :)

    1. spankmeal


      LOL. I have done that!

  4. OK, I am sure this whole cleaning thing is a bunch of crap. One of the dust bunnies just mooned me!

  5. Personally I think instant karma would be freaking hilarious!

  6. So there was a lonely piece of pie in the fridge that had a sticky note that said, "Do not eat me!" Now there's a note and a empty plate that says, "Don't tell me what to do!" Hope every one had a great Thanksgiving!

  7. Dear Lord~ If you can't make stupidity hurt, please make assault legal. Thank you!

  8. Getting ready to bake a truckload of pies. After that I intend to take over the world with a spoon, a pack of Marlboros, and a broom. FEAR ME!!

    1. PonyGirl


      Shaking here in Wisconsin ;)

  9. No, I am not mean, you're just a sissy!

  10. God never gives you anything you can't handle. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so at this point I should be able to bench press a Peterbilt.

  11. I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. A nice gooey piece of cheesecake!

    1. ChelleRenee


      Yes, very true, and unfortunately I seem to do it with ease...

  12. It is human nature to believe in something. I believe I will have another drink!

  13. I would say I have finally lost my mind if I could be sure I ever had one to lose...

  14. Hey you darn woodchucks! Quit chuckin' my wood!

  15. Sneaking in to peek at the board before the man takes up all my time. Yay me!

  16. Thanks for friending me! Welcome to the boards!

  17. Cold and rainy here, but I am sitting on a warm bottom, so I guess it all works out.

  18. Well, apparently my attitude was lacking yesterday because I ended up with a pretty severe attitude adjustment. I hate the bath brush.

  19. I tried to think of something witty or inspiring to say, but I got nuttin'! :)

  20. Why is it that the one person who is supposed to love you the most, who brought you into this world, can hurt you the most? I am my own person, she has nothing to do with who I am.

    1. Sundaze


      Sometimes people just can't see beyond themselves. Many of us give a lot of power to our mothers, both to heal and to hurt. I'm so sorry you're in pain. Hugs

    2. Sundaze


      Sometimes people just can't see beyond themselves. Many of us give a lot of power to our mothers, both to heal and to hurt. I'm so sorry you're in pain. Hugs

  21. It's a beautiful day and I am loved. Couldn't ask for more.

  22. Amazing what a hard whuppin' wiill do for you. Sitting on a bruised butt leaves no room for procrastination. Ended up blowing soap bubbles, too. *sigh*

  23. I hate WalMart. It is evil. That is ALL.

    1. PET5


      They are the worst store ever to exist.

  24. I truly think that there is no one besides my professor who cares about Artificial Intelligence. Well, maybe some scientists. And Stephen Spielberg...

  25. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a merry Christmas. Thank you Sheldon!

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