She caught me off guard at 3.15 when she walked in from Tesco's. I had to collect the shopping bags from the car, take them to the kitchen and then she told me to bend over the breakfast bar as she took out of the cupboard her favourite paddle. 50 strokes later I was feeling the side effects. At that point she offered me a choice of relieving myself in exchange for another 20 strokes or not relieving myself. I took the latter option because enough was enough and the cage was removed. Recounting this has made me think I should have a quick wank now, today, whilst she is out. She will never know