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12HolePaddle

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12HolePaddle last won the day on July 20 2018

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About 12HolePaddle

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  • Birthday October 26

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    rocketqueen1026@gmail.com or unclesalty1026@gmail.com
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    "We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love" -Tom Robbins
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    36
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    Pennsylvania
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  1. My first favorite band as a kid. I can listen to any of the 1970s albums- Aerosmith, Get Your Wings, Toys in the Attic, Rocks, Draw the Line, Bootleg, Night in the Ruts- and it never gets old. After that, eh. But that stuff from back then- immortal. Glad you gave it a spin. I’ve seen moe. 100+ times. Amazing stuff. I’m glad someone can dig it. Thank you
  2. Ok, didn’t embed. Let’s try another show. This time from YouTube.
  3. Been on a 6 month massive moe. kick. Here’s a BLISTERING version of my favorite song by them, Recreational Chemistry. Recreational Chemistry (27:49) • moe. • 2001-02-16 • La Zona Rosa, Austin, TX https://relisten.net/moe/2001/02/16/recreational-chemistry?source=52509
  4. Well, it’s been a while since I checked in w you fine folks. I’m still writing away and doing my thing. All is well. What was that? No, of course I didn’t come empty-handed. But this offering is not mine. It was penned by the spouse of a friend. It is quite superb. I’m jealous, in fact, that I didn’t author (poet?) such a fine piece. In any event, enjoy. Feel free to drop a line, also. I’m here. Again, this piece is NOT my writing. Rubber Nun ———————— It’s not the love I needed It’s not the love I wanted. It’s the
  5. Behave. Then there is no need to worry about bruising as it becomes a moot point. What? Am I wrong?
  6. And perhaps also a visual reminder of every failure? ?
  7. So my fiancee @PinkytheBrain and Ihave both today and tomorow free. We figured we would enjoy them to the utmost. So we ate, opened a beer, and figured that we would soon begin a lovely session of sub training. Now, don't get me wrong. Pinky is the best sub I've ever had the pleasure to know, let alone practice the craft with. She does anything and everything asked or ordered to do. Hell, she oftentimes takes the initiative to anticipate my desires or ask if I would like X, Y, and/or Z. So not a lot of real training is necessary, but it is still a fun way to relish each other's bodies, m
  8. Hey all!!! So I’ve been away a while. I have been.... busy. I have met my match. And how! Like me, she writes. But for real. She has multiple works published, including anthropomorphic Germanic god BDSM erotica. Yeah. And a college professor to boot. She is the best sub a man could ask for. Even better than the Italian subs at Vino’s. I’m half-joking. As irony would dictate, she is the teacher, yet I do QUITE a bit of... instructing. For those of you that know me, my lessons are quite, um, thorough. Let’s just say I’ve met my match. But tonight I may be the one getting burned. I w
  9. so apparently my phone was hacked. but now i have access to a different device. I apologize for being away but will be back. you cant keep a good man down. mark my words. hope all is well w everyone. @AfterGeometry and @redzonedefense_F ive missed you guys. if you can dig it
  10. Sometimes, you know- being one of those spankers, it’s easy to allow the hope to arise that some girls get spanked due to the appeal of seeing it by virtue of their pretty, or shapely (do I need to clarify for anyone that to this humble and empathetic adherent of the craft “shapely” means round and, um, lets say prominent? What I like to dub “ship shape.” Relax, Ol’ Moe will explain- ship shape because she’d have someone STERN and SET to spANCHOR- AFTer BEARING the HULL entirety of the CAN-VASt aMAST with the best paddle available- my STAR BOARD. AYE hear the rePORT of each STROKE LAND HOme, q
  11. You should’ve said switches don’t CUT IT for you. GET IT? Ok had to make those two puns, and had to do it first. I wanted them to STICK. Is this not unbelievable? 6:30 in the AM and The Kid’s out there makin’ puns like it late afternoon! And of all things to joke about- the sanctity of Krampus’s traditional whipping rod. What’s next? Probably some off-color remark correlating Santa’s age to the size of his giant sack. But consider- were the hypothetical to play out, you would find yourself suddenly a being either with, or just about with, the powers of an angel
  12. Um, ppl, ppl- you’re all overthinking this one. If he wants to stop and you’re not ready just inform him you’re worried because the price of crack has risen to the degree that you can’t help but wonder how his mom’s various anatomical vessels are gonna handle the extra workload, considering that you can’t foresee the b**** cutting down on smoking ANYTHING. Then for good measure just kinda slap him enough to feel like in the face or towards the junk. If that doesn’t extend the session then simply take a deep breath, put yourself back together and compose yourself. You’re gonna wanna pass it off
  13. I’ve found that redheads bruise easier than most. Usually as an aftermath thing. Which is cool. Whatever. They never seem to report that they’re any more sore than the ones whose welts fade w barely a black and blue hue. And while the concern the spankers felt was real- no one wants to actually hurt their spankee- I have never offered such a reason as Jenna got. I do my work on a field of bare cheeks for 3 reasons- her panties did nothing wrong, it makes the spanking sting as much as possible and it’s hot. I’m sure I could have sugar coated it, but why bother? If you’re gonna remove your
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