olderguy

Similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes, this is the spanko version. Think up something funny or true that indicates you might be a spanko. I'm sure the people here are more creative than I am, but I'll start: 1. If you just built a woodshed, but your home doesn't have a fireplace, then you might be a spanko. 2. If you use more face lotions on your bottom than on your face, then you might be a spanko. 3. If every item you buy from Home Depot gets smacked against your hand first, then you might be a spanko.